Jokes
Hospitals
are starting to use Drive-Thrus to screen for Swine Flu - Patients can
also select from the extra value menu and also get a prostate
exam for a special combo price.
When Larry King learned that CNN medical expert Dr. Sanjay Gupta had
contracted swine flu,he totally freaked out.Swine flu is a non kosher
influenza.
I had a glass of merlot last
night. I woke up this morning with a cough and a sniffle. I think it’s
wine flu.
Someone once said
that when a Black man becomes the president, pigs will fly. Sure enough
100 days later.. “swine flew”. |