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Jokes
The wolf said to the 3 little pigs “Come out or I’ll huff and I’ll puff
and I’ll blow your house down”. The littlest pig replied “F*** off or
I’ll sneeze on you!”
There was a bear, a lion and a pig.
-the bear said: that when he growls the whole forest gets frightened
-the lion said: that when he growls the whole jungle gets frightened
-the pig said: so what, all i have to do is sneeze and the whole world
shits itself.
How do girls wear their if they have swine flu - in
pig tails
If you get an email saying that eating
tinned pork gives you swine flu, they are lying… its the spam!
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