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Q: What is the difference between your first honeymoon
and your second? 
A: The first: Niagara; the second: Viagra.
A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist.
She asked: "Do you have Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Yes,"
She asked, "Does it work?"
Pharmacist: "Yes,"
"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked.
"I can if I take two," he answered. :-)
Q: Have you heard the one about the lesbian that took Viagra?
A: She couldn't get her tongue back in her mouth for a month.
Q: Do you know how Russians make Viagra?
A: Drive a nail into your penis and slap a magnet on your forehead. |