Beer VS Yoga - New!
The Titian of Tits - New!
BP Oil Spill Killed Kenny! - New!
Black woman - One Black Boob/One White Boob! - New!
Gary Coleman's Coffin
Pimp My Gun DrugZapopan
Dumbest Guy On Earth?
Pimp My Gun Drug Lords!
Easter Eggs
White Trash Wednesday
Male Or Female
Pimp My Gun Iraq
Pimp My Gun
Farts
Tiger Woods
Apple's iTitty
Apple's iSuck
Do You Have Swine Flu?
Swine Flu Patient Zero
Michael Jackson - Swine Flu?
WTF Pictures
Motivational Posters
Viagra
Hiding Lockheed Plant WWII
Games
Tiger Woods - Match The Mistress - New!
Harley Concentration
Videos
Hollow Point Bullets Recalled *New*
TV Reporter Goes Nuts *New*
Crash Proof Motorcycle *New*
Flying Lawn Mower!
Cats VS Alien!
Washing Machine Mayhem!!!
Israeli Soldiers Dancing - LOL!
Fire Fight - LOL!
Corvette Crash 2010 Le Mans
LifeGuard Bathroom Break - LOL!
Drummer Gone Wild - New!
2 Year Old Smoking - HOT!
Bad Dad's Batting Practice- New!
Bad Dad's Birth Control For Boys- New!
Mother In-Law Repellent!- New!
Boob Quake!- New!
Fox News Faux Pas - New!
Nail Gun Mona Lisa - New!
Big Wheel Racing - New!
Mighty Cheese - New!
Rube Goldberg Machine OK Go - New!
Cadillac CTS-V Test Drive @ Track
Sidewall Testing
CTS-V Shows off @ F1 Track
Forehead Tittys
Old White guy VS Thug on a Bus!!!
Ride in Lockheed's U2 Spy Plane
BuyBuyAmericanPie
The Great Reneger
E*Trade's Baby Outtakes
Sony's Latest Stupid Piece of Shit
Big Ol' Johnson
Critter Cam Laser Guided Hit In The Nuts
Green Car Wash
Tiger Woods Crash $$$ Video
Tiger (Woods) By the Tail Video
Get "Em Tiger (Woods)
Lie of the Tiger (Woods)
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FREEZER
BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. |
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. |
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated |
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AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. |
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. |
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WEB
PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. |
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people... |
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EGG
TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. |
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. |
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REMOTE CONTROL: Female.. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
New Law:
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.
Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in
