Rolex Joke

Rolex Joke

Now that is an ugly Rolex!

An old Italian man is dying.

He calls his grandson to his bedside. “Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me.”

“But Grandpa, I really don’t like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”

“You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.”

“Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.

“Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, ‘Time’s Up’?”


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