Monthly Archives: May 2011
Oh Shit Key
Look What Followed Me Home
ROCKLEDGE, Florida May 25, 2011
Officers from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission went to a 10-year-old boy’s home after being notified that the kid had dragged home an almost 6 foot long alligator.
LumberJack Kid – You’re Doing It Wrong
Mile High Club Fail
25-year-old Kyle Pearce was arrested after some of his fellow airline passangers noticed him masterbating on an United Airlines flight.
Hot Wheels Insanity
Hot Wheels Insanity – Ever play with Hot Wheels when you were a kid? These guys take it to a new level! I bet every kid for 2 miles is crying to his parents about his missing Hot Wheels track!
Death of Arthur Davidson of Harley-Davidson
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and went to Heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven”.
Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years
He had a large pond in the back…
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, ‘we’re not coming out until you leave!’