How Not To Get A DWI


A new way to avoid any .08 alcohol issues while driving:

I went out with some friends last night and tied one on. Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before. I took a bus home.

I arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising, as I have never driven a bus before.

Or you could try one of these…

Unless you enjoy paying lawyers,bail bonds,higer insurance,fines,jail time etc…

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:Cop giving breath test “A beer please, and one for the road.”

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