The Economy Is So Bad That…
- I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- I ordered a meal at Burger King and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
- McDonald’s is now carrying “The Obama Meal”. You order it and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
- If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds”, you can call them and ask if they meant “you” or “them”.
- CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
- Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
- A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
- Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
- Motel 6 won’t leave the lights on anymore.
- The Mafia is laying off Judges.
- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
And, finally, I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings,
social security, health care, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline.
I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
And, finally, I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings,
social security, health care, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline.
I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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