The Economy Is So Bad That…

• I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
• I ordered a meal at Burger King and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
• McDonald’s is now carrying “The Obama Meal”. You order it and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
• If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds”, you can call them and ask if they meant “you” or “them”.
• CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
• Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
• Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
• A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
• Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
• Motel 6 won’t leave the lights on anymore.
• The Mafia is laying off Judges.
• Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.



And, finally, I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings,
social security, health care, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline.

I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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