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It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood…
The Man Code – Rules to live by! #1 Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
A lion does the Face Palm!
So what is a “face Palm? It is the act of dropping one’s face / forehead into one’s hand. Usually accompanied by a “thunk” or a cry of “D’oh!”
A Harley rider walked into a drug store in Waco, Texas and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.
She then asked if she could help him. The biker said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional, and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with thehighest level of professionalism. The biker then agreed and began by saying,’This is tough for me to discuss, but I have had a constant erection since I was a 12-year-old boy. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it.’
It’s hard to tell if this criminal is the worst thief ever, the clumsiest thief ever, or just really high or drunk but when this wanna be burglar goes to the liquor store hilarity ensues.