Naked Sword Fighting?
For some reason when I saw the headline “Naked Sword Fight” in the local paper I pictured two 8-year-olds peeing in the woods or some sort of clandestine sexual encounter between gay males but no, it’s apparently an enraged lawyer attacking his girlfriend…
Titusville, ForiDUH
Titusville criminal defense attorney Terry Lee Locy, 36 was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and domestic violence.
Early Wednesday August 19,2011 Locy and his girlfriend began fighting. At some point the nude attorney handed a sheathed sword to his girlfriend and said, “You’re going to need this,” according to court documents. Locy then grabbed a longer sword, unsheathed it and told his girlfriend, “I’m going to kill you.”
The girlfriend managed to escape from Locy and called 9-1-1 however by the time police arrived the attorney had fled the scene – still armed with his sword and yes, still naked.
The naked swordsman was arrested Thursday and released on Friday. Catch and release is still in effect here in FloriDUH!
He’s Lucky Her Name Wasn’t Lorena Bobbit!
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