Dear Mr. Letterman,
Due to the recent death threat you’ve recieved from the differently humored we here at
ArmorStar (not to be confused “ArmourStar”) Products would like to offer you the opportunity to wrap yourself in the loving, protective arms of our Bacon Suit.
This suit, when combined with our optional Strippers and Hussys package is almost guarenteed to keeps these crazy radical muslims at bay.
Save yourself from the radical muslims tyrants by wraping yourself in the loving arms of the other white meat – The Bacon Suit by ArmorStar!
We look forward to hearing from you at your earliest opportunity and, should you fail to avail yourself of our generous terms, you can look forward to our posting “those” pictures of you and Osama wallowing in the sty wearing only your birthday suits…
Govern yourself accordingly!