Two Blondes Hunt For The Perfect Christmas Tree
Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut down their own
perfect Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree.
They had planned the trip well, especially considering that they were blonde…
They were dressed warmly with boots, warm coats and hats. They had a chain saw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree and rope to drag it back to their car. Every detail was covered.
They searched and searched. They had gone to all this trouble, nothing but the prefect tree would do. They searched for hours through knee deep snow and biting wind.
Finally, five hours later with the sun beginning to go down, one blonde says to the other, “I can’t take this anymore. I give up! There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here. Let’s just pick one whether it’s decorated or not!”
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