Category Archives: Jokes
Monkey Telling Penguin Joke
Larry The Cable Guy – On Politics
Hypnotist At The Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.
Claude the hypnotist explained: “I’m here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience…
An Elderly Golfer Walks Into The Clubhouse
An elderly golfer has a great round out on the links at a new course and decides to treat himself to something from the clubhouse bar.
Talking Clock
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
Don’t Touch Me Jesus!
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?
Obama Tattoo?
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by a U.S. Customs Agent at the border.