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Japanese Eye Test

Posted on May 2, 2011 by admin1

Must you pass the Japanese Eye Test to drive legally in Japan?

Posted on May 1, 2011 by admin1

The Economy Is So Bad That…

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a meal at Burger King and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

McDonald’s is now carrying “The Obama Meal”. You order it and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Posted on April 24, 2011 by admin1

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

Posted on April 20, 2011 by admin1

I met a girl in the park the other evening.

There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.

Posted on April 17, 2011 by admin1

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”

Posted on April 2, 2011 by admin1

TO: ALL (male) Golfers
Subjetc: WARNING!

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.

Posted on March 23, 2011 by admin1

What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Posted on March 22, 2011 by admin1

A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called ‘The Knob’.

During this procedure a small knob is placed at the top of the woman’s head and could be turned to … Continue reading →