The 100 MPH Goat
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
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Engineers
Engineers
Understanding Engineers #1
Two engineering students were biking across a university campus
when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when … Continue reading
No Sex Since 1955
No SEX Since 1955!!
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant … Continue reading
AARP Responds To Your Questions
AARP Answers Your Questions On Aging
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. … Continue reading
51 Jokes In 4 Minutes
I Thought He Could Fly
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman…
Removing The Hair From Your Schnauzer
The lady went to the store and bought some “Nair” hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”
The lady said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”
How Yodeling Began
Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began, neither have I but this is “interesting”…