Tag Archives: Jokes
Monkey Telling Penguin Joke
Hypnotist At The Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.
Claude the hypnotist explained: “I’m here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience…
Talking Clock
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
Don’t Touch Me Jesus!
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?
The Harley Davidson Disease
A young woman goes to her doctor’s office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs .. . . a green spot on the inside of each.
The Blond and the Milkman
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Dave to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. Dave thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point…
Young Love – Little Bruce and Jenny
Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are young and in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.