So you want to wash a cat?
An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut…
So this penguin takes his car into the shop…
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.
Claude the hypnotist explained: “I’m here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience…
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?
A young woman goes to her doctor’s office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs .. . . a green spot on the inside of each.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart.
Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like many women – she loves to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart: