AARP Responds To Your Questions

AARP Answers Your Questions On Aging

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? 

A: Try a bookstore under fiction. 

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through
 menopause?
 

A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement.  When you’re done you’ll have a place to live. 

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is
mentioned in
 the bible. Is that true?  
 

Where can it be found? 

A: Yes.  

Matthew 2:13: “And Mary rode
Joseph’s ass
 all the way to Egypt……”
 

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
60-plus
 year old husband?
 

A: Tell him you’re pregnant.  


 

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of
the elderly
 wrinkles?
 

A: Take off your glasses. 

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow’s feet
and all
 those wrinkles on my face?
 

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. 

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet
parking?
 

A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car. 

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have
problems with
 short term memory storage?
 

A: Storing memory is not a problem,  Retrieving it is the problem. 

 

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? 

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. 

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye
glasses?
 

A: On their foreheads. 

Q: What is the most common remark made by
60-plus
 year olds when they enter antique stores?
 

  

A: “Gosh, I remember these!” 

Gee thanks AARP now I’ve forgotten the question I wanted to ask…

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