Crotchless Panties

Crotchless Panties

To spice up her dead sex-life, a woman buys a pair of crotchless panties.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs… enough times that her husband finally asks, “Are you wearing crotchless panties?”

“Y-e-s,” she answers with a seductive smile.

“Thank God – I thought you were sitting on the cat.”

He never heard the gunshot.

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