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Video – Wild African animals get their drunk on by eating fermented fruit from the Marula tree in the jungles of Africa.
I went out with some friends last night and tied one on. Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before. I took a bus home.
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The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation. “He’s a funeral director,” she answered.
“Interesting,” the newsman thought.
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term test.
The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk,’ worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.