Two boys are upstairs lying in their bed. The older boy asks, “You know what? I think it’s about time we started cussing.” The younger boy nods his head in approval.
The older boy continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.”
Did Prince Phillip Fart? Did the Duke of Edinburgh break wind?
Must you pass the Japanese Eye Test to drive legally in Japan?
The Economy Is So Bad That…
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a meal at Burger King and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
McDonald’s is now carrying “The Obama Meal”. You order it and the guy behind you has to pay for it.