Must you pass the Japanese Eye Test to drive legally in Japan?
The Economy Is So Bad That…
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”
TO: ALL (male) Golfers
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called ‘The Knob’.
During this procedure a small knob is placed at the top of the woman’s head and could be turned to … Continue reading