Golfer’s Balls

Nude Girl On Golf Cart

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman immediately began to apologize. “I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me”, she told him.

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Sheer Nightgown Fatality

Sheer Nighty

A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price — the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

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