I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen’s pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Delores) knew what they were for.
To spice up her dead sex-life, a woman buys a pair of crotchless panties.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
Remember the couple who sneaked into the White House with no credentials?
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
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A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, … Continue reading
An old Italian man is dying.
He calls his grandson to his bedside. “Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me.”
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Next time you think your hotel bill is too high, you might want to
My wife and I are traveling by car from Victoria to Prince George.
Being Seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, we were too tired to continue, and decided to take a room. But, we only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When we checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed us a bill for $350.00.
I explode and demanded to know why the charge is so high. I told the clerk although it’s a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren’t worth $350.00 for four hours. Then the clerk tells me that $350.00 is the ‘standard rate’. I insisted on speaking to the Manager.
Yesterday, police found a frozen unidentified man’s nude body buried in a sand trap.
They describe him as having a beer belly, saggy balls, wrinkly ass and a small dick.
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