The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the local paper headline read:
Calculating Your Favorite Movie
This math test will determine your favorite movie. It’s really pretty cool. Mine turned out to be “Reservoir Dogs” which is one of my favorite movies! I was pretty surprised that this worked.
BE HONEST AND DON’T LOOK … Continue reading
Indian Winter Forecast
It was already late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a chief in a modern society … Continue reading
Three Labrador retrievers, chocolate, yellow, and black, are sitting in the waiting room at the Veterinarian’s office when they strike up a conversation.
The black lab turns to the chocolate and says, “So why are you here?” The chocolate lab replies, … Continue reading
“President Obama says he will not support a health-care plan where the government gets to decide whether to, quote, ‘pull the plug on Grandma.’ Apparently, Obama’s plan calls for the much quicker pillow option.” –Conan O’Brien