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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah Night Before Last

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

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The Harley Rider and The Pharmacy Sisters

The Harley Biker and the Phamacy Sisters

A Harley rider walked into a drug store in Waco, Texas and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.

She then asked if she could help him. The biker said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional, and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with thehighest level of professionalism. The biker then agreed and began by saying,’This is tough for me to discuss, but I have had a constant erection since I was a 12-year-old boy. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it.’

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80 Year Old Marries For 4th Time

Cigar Smoking Great Grandmother

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation. “He’s a funeral director,” she answered.

“Interesting,” the newsman thought.

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