Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term test.
The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk,’ worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
Must you pass the Japanese Eye Test to drive legally in Japan?
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Boudreaux, out in his pasture in south Louisiana , takes a lightning-quick kick from a cow, right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
To spice up her dead sex-life, a woman buys a pair of crotchless panties.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.